ABOUT

the twentyfive list

1. i’m way too attached to my baby blankets.
2. i’m duckfooted so when i run it’s hilarious.
3. house is the greatest show because it has my three favorite actors hugh laurie, kal penn, and michael weston.
4. all i remember from being sick is walking. a lot. i could never get comfortable.
5. i have the greatest friends. honestly.
6. i’m actually excited about going to africa with josh, whenever we decide that is.
7. i can dial the phone with my toes.
8. i’m mad allergic to medical tape. it gives me third degree burns on contact. my skin literally bubbles under it. gross, huh?
9. i am horrifically terrified of aliens. as a kid i always had to go to the guidance counsler and draw pictures of them and make them look friendly. that said, when i was young my parents took me on this ‘happy’ alien ride to help me. they strapped you in while the alien from alien vs predators broke loose in the room and you feel it breathing on your neck and screaming in your ear. not a good moment for me.
10. i love unique names. i would have a hundred kids just to name them all the cool names i like.
11. i’m super outgoing but super private so while i can talk and talk with new people, it’s usually about superficial stuff.
12. i’ve told josh if he ever becomes a rich and sucessful doctor i don’t want a fancy house or a yacht. i just want a really awesome trampoline.
13. i would love to have a manatee farm one day, save the species.
14. sometimes i forget i’ve had a nose job.
15. i get really irritated when people don’t say “i’m sorry” or “thank you.” it’s like, yo swallow your pride and be a better human for doing so. it’s just annoying to me.
16. once a dog ate part of my rib cage.
17. i’ve been peed on by a tiger. no lie.
18. i’m a total girl when it comes to shoes. i wish i could own them all. except for clogs. ugh.
19. i love stale mini-powdered doughnuts.
20. as a kid i was a total packrat. i’ve been cleaning my room the past few weeks and have already taken out seven garbage bags and plenty more of recycling and still have a ton of crap to go through.
21. my parents used to be bff with the son of the actress who played the grandma in grandmas boy so when i was little i used to swim in her pool and hold her emmy.
22. once my brother and i got stuck in a canoe with a hole in it. it was a man made lake and we got stuck in the draining system and water was filling up so it was hard to steer it away. then, as we’re tipping over – a huge ass water snake goes slithering by. i also remember going to look at the water on the trail with him once and a water snake jumped out a bit, hissing like a creeper. and of course when you’re little one water snake is like an anaconda coming to eat you.
23. i’m always so proud of my brother. dude is smart.
24. i found nemo.
25. i’m marrying the hottest guy on the planet. don’t know how i got so lucky.