and if you ever get back to hackensack
i’ll be here for you
PUBLIC 200 → quotes
8 Jul
“You mean when I put him in there,” Sam interposed, calling over his shoulder. “You practically sobbed when it was your turn.”
He could hear Dean shift from behind the walls. “I had something in my eye,” he evaded with culpable palpitation.
“Yeah – I forgot there was an infestation of ‘whiny little bitch’ in the air.”
PUBLIC 193 → to never be afraid that i would fall
18 Jun“May I remind you of article fourteen, section ‘knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone’ of our friendship clause,” he responded steadily, his gaze flickering about the station.
“We revised that,” Gus argued.
“No,” Shawn shook his head. “That motion never passed.”
“I remember the meeting, Shawn. You made me wear a muumuu.”
“All the great judges wear them, Gus.”
Gus glared. “I wasn’t the judge, Shawn. You were. And as I recall, you always wore your Superman pajamas.”
“Hey,” Shawn snapped. “Don’t knock the PJ’s of steel. You know those things gave me super powers.”
“Jumping off your roof and not breaking any bones isn’t a super power,” Gus corrected, his eyes narrowing.
“I possess immortality,” Shawn affirmed in a hushed tone.
Tags: burton guster, immortality, psych, quotes, shawn spencer, superman, usa
PUBLIC 171 →
24 May“I don’t believe it.”
“Yeah, well no offense but neither do I.” Gus’ pupils strained away from the article, sharing a sideways glance with the faux psychic. “This girl’s at least two years younger than us. I’m pretty sure the lady who used to watch you is in her eighties now – if not dead.”
“Gus, please,” Shawn drawled as his neck tilted backwards, a sigh escaping his throat. “Mrs.Piercen is if anything, a young sixty something by now and probably still judo-chopping her way into many a child’s heart.”
Gus’ brow arched. “She was a karate teacher?”
“No.” Shawn licked his lower lip, his gaze steadfast. “Just very, very hostile.”
PUBLIC 170 → celebrities reviewing maroon 5′s new cd
24 May“I had always thought I was the biggest douche in the music world these days but that title has now been taken from me. I didn’t think it was possible but Maroon 5, especially Adam Levine, is totally the champion of douchetasticness now. I take my hat off to him and assure him I won’t be staying down. He can look out for a fight.” – John Mayer
“Like, I swear my nose is real. What where we talking about? Adam Levine? Oh yeah he totally broke up my sister’s marriage. I hate Jessica, seriously. She is not that special. Why does everyone keep talking about my nose? It’s always looked like this. Adam Levine is totally hot. I turned him down at a club one time. That’s the only reason he was with Jess. Serious!” – Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
“I don’t listen to Maroon 5. I’m too busy being punk.” – Avril Lavigne
“Working with Maroon 5 on this album was a total dream. Adam Levine was so genuine and nice. He used to bring me drinks all the time after singing so I wouldn’t lose my voice. They had kind of a funny taste and I’m not sure why but I’d always just space completely out from like creative genius or something and when I woke up I was always at his place. He was such a gentleman and let me have his bed. I guess he slept on the couch? It takes a real man to do that.” – Hannah Montana
“If my character House was real he would be inspired by these songs. I mean, they’re just pure douche. The cast and crew and I have listened to the album through and through and just love it. We’re even considering talking with producers to somehow incorporate the album itself into a musical episode. I’m even trying to get my American mistress, Amber, on the show, she could be the underage girl in the Hannah Montana duet. She looks twelve and innocent, it could work!” – Hugh Laurie
“Honestly I don’t care about the band. My manager just told me that if I said something they’d link it back to my website and I’d look awesome for doing so. So, yeah – suck on it Adam Levine. Jessica Simpson said I was better. Yeahhhh! ” – Dane Cook
“This is the greatest album in the history of music.” – Snadam Glevine, not Adam Levine pretending to be a fan to get better reviews. No in fact, Snadam Glevine.
Tags: adam levine, album, ashlee simpson, avril lavigne, cd, dane cook, hannah montana, house, hugh laurie, jessica simpson, john mayer, maroon 5, not real, review
PUBLIC 169 → britney spears isn’t your real mother
24 May“keith? you’re a failure at life. don’t be a failure in the show.” – JORDAN
“It hurts your ass.” – YOTA
“He has a buck tooth. He’s buckbeak.” – YOTA
“Excuse me? I’d like this to go.” – ROSS holding up one single completely alone french fry at our waiter
“Um hello. Just to let you know, if there are any creepy people hiding in the closet we have shovels .. and uh, we’re going to kick you in the ass. Thank you and have a nice day.” – YOTA
“BONQUISHA SHANIQUA DEWEY!” – KEITH
“Keith, I have a confession. Britney Spears isn’t your real mother.” – JORDAN
Tags: bonquisha, britney spears, buckbeak, dewey, failure, jordan, keith, quotes, ross, shaniqua, waiter, yota
